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Post by ApoLLonius on Sun Feb 07, 2010 2:04 pm

SAPE HA????

pada suatu hri amin dan fakri berjalan jalan di tepi sungai...

Amin: bosanlah...jom kta main teka teki..
Fakri: teka teki??? jom lah ...mcm mna maw main??/
Amin: begini...sy sbt satu ayat ..kmu sebut di hujung ayat tersebut..ok..??
Fakri: okkkkkkk...
Amin: perut saya sakit..
Fakri: sakit...
Amin: saya pergi ke tmpt semak..
Fakri: semak...
AMIN: lepas tu sy "melepas"...
FAKRI: "melepas"..
Amin: sy pergi cuci...
Fakri: cuci...
Amin: perut sy sakit lagi...
Fakri: lagi...
Amin: sy pun pergi ke tmpt semak tu semula...
Fakri: semula...
Amin: sy terkejut najis sy dha hilang...
Fakri: hilang...
Amin: sape ha yg makan najis aku...???
Fakri: Aku....

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Post by Ansis on Sun Feb 07, 2010 3:12 pm

hahaha... lucu2 semua cerita kamu...

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Post by androlo on Mon Feb 08, 2010 7:47 pm

hahaha..anganakal ngawi..mkn tai ka..hek3

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Post by gaman87 on Wed Feb 17, 2010 4:10 pm

[--paling teruk punya spelling..

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Post by androlo on Wed Feb 17, 2010 9:48 pm

hahahaha..dri mna jga ko dpt tu gaman??lutcu.. Very Happy

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Post by Ansis on Thu Feb 18, 2010 12:30 am

aduh... ketawa saya malam2 membaca minyak gusuk si gaman87...

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Post by gaman87 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:20 am

haha....sy lgi la ketawa time sy jpa ni tkg jual ubat..dkt sda sy mau tanya tpi segan la pla mau tanya,tpi org ni komfom dri indon..kalo mau jpa p ja d petaling street..

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Post by androlo on Thu Feb 18, 2010 1:57 am

gaman ubat tul ka tu diurang jual?? jgn2 ubat c gusuk c p.ramli tu..haha

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Post by gaman87 on Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:15 am

ntah la tuan..x brani try ni..tkt pla tambah sakit..

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Post by BERIANDUK on Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:33 am

KISAH SEORANG JANDA


seorang janda telah mengiklankan dirinya dengan harapan supaya dapat berkahwin lagi,dengan syarat yang disertakan tidakla seberapa membebankan untuk memilikinya,antara syarat yang disertakan adalah seperti berikut:
1,lelaki yang boleh menerima seadanya,
2,tidak naik kaki dan tangan untuk menyakitinya,
3, boleh memenuhi kehendak nafsu sexnya yang luar biasa,

SESIAPA YANG BERMINAT SILA DATANG KE ALAMAT ######

pada suatu hari seorang lelaki cacat tanpa kaki dan tangan terbaca dan berminat dengan iklan tersebut,lelaki itu terus ke alamat yang dinyatakan dalam iklan itu,setibahnya lelaki dirumah seperti yang dialamatkan,lelaki itu terus naik kerumah dan......



lelaki: bar,bar,bar[mengegar@mengetuk pintu]

tuan rumah membuka pintu[janda]

lelaki: saya ada terbaca iklan yang mengatakan disini ada seorang janda sedang mencari bakal suami dan ciri2 yang dikehandaki saya miliki,,

janda:ya,tapi....[dengan penuh tandatanya]

lelaki itu terus menyapa

lelaki:puan jangan risau,saya ada membaca syarat2 yang diminta dan saya adalah la lelaki yang sesuai untuk puan,

senyap seketika...

lelaki: saya tidak bermasalah dengan syarat yang pertama,
syarat yang kedua,saya tidak akan menampar puan kerana
saya tidak mempunyi tangan dan tidak mungkin menendang
puan kerana saya tidak berkaki,,

pandangan lelaki terus tepat kemuka janda itu,

janda: bagaimana pula dengan syarat yang ketiga??
mampuh ka kamu memenuhinya??
lelaki: owh..syarat yang ketiga juga tiada masalah

janda:bagaimana kamu memenuhinya sedangkan kamu tidak bertangan
dan berkaki??
lelaki: itu perkara kecil puan,memang saya tidak berkaki
dan bertangan tapi saya mampu untuk menggegarkan/mengetuk
pintu rumah puan,,


RASA2 LA KAN,KALAU TIDAK MENJADI MASALAH BAGI SI LELAKI
KUDUNG MEMUASKAN NAFSU C JANDA DAN MAMPU MEGGETUK
RUMAH SI JANDA,DIA KETUK PINTU DENGAN APA ARR?.....

kuat x kuat la,lu fikirla sendiri.........

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Post by djt on Tue Jun 29, 2010 1:54 am

hahahaha...aramai serita nuh tuan...kam piro di moti inci parakakas dilo lelaki cacat dilo kio?

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Post by Ansis on Tue Jun 29, 2010 2:41 pm

hahahaaaa... sampai begegar pintu, hebat...... Very Happy

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Post by accoe_n2n on Tue Jun 29, 2010 7:17 pm

hahaha..lawak betul.....

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Post by MooK on Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:23 pm

Aku mengeliat sepuas puasnya. Nasib baik takdak siapa nampak cara aku
mengeliat. Mahu jatuh saham aku huhu.

Tiba tiba aku teringat kisah semalam. Airmata terus berlinang. Terasa amat
sayu dan sedih. Salah ke kalau aku nak pakai tudung? Naper abah tak
benarkan? Buat pengetahuan korang, bapak aku ni jenis orang yang sibuk
giler. Businessman yang sentiasa sibuk. Mak aku dah takder. Meninggal
dunia lama dah. Sedih sangat sangat.

Dari jendela, kelihatan cahaya matahari mula menjeluskan diri ke celah celah
langsir tingkap. Jam dah 11:00 pagi. Perut lapar.

Aku bangun capai tuala, masuk bilek mandi.

Lepas mandi, aku belek belek tubuhku pada cermin. Alangkah lebih cantik
kalau aku bertudung. Aku nekad! Aku akan protes habis habisan kalau bapa
aku tak nak juga bagi pakai tudung. Aku sanggup lari dari rumah. Demi
kebaikan yang aku pilih. Lantak la dengan ahli keluarga aku yang lain lain.
Semuanya tak nak pakai tudung! Tapi aku nak!!!!

Aku turun ke bawah. Baru jea nak buka tudung saji atas meja, terdengar bunyi
kereta masuk garaj. Aku jenguk melalui tingkap dan nampak bapa aku balik.
Aikkkk, apahal bapa balik awal ni???

Dalam masa yang sama, aku rasa inilah masa yang terbaik untuk desak bapa
aku benarkan aku pakai tudung. Now or never!

Bila bapa aku buka jea pintu, aku bersalam dengannya dan tanpa lengahkan
masa, aku kata, ""Daddy, cheq nak pakai tudung. Cheq nak!"

Bapak aku terus jegil sebesar besarnya. Macam ada api keluar!
Pangggggggggggggggg ggg. Bapa aku hayun penampar ke muka aku!
Tersepok aku di celah set sofa.

"Aduhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhh.... sampai hati daddy! Cheq tau la daddy rasa
malu kalau cheq pakai tudung. Salah ka kalau cheq nak tutup aurat cheq?
Kalau adik dan abg tak nak...."

Pangggggggggggggggg gggg....! labuh pelempang ke muka aku sekali lagi
sebelum aku abis bercakap.

"Hang jangan nak bagi aku malu naaaa! Hang jangan nak buat pasai! Hang nak
pakai tudung buat apa??? Dah 100 kali aku habaq, LELAKI TAK PAYAH PAKAI
TUDUNG, LELAKI TAK PAYAH PAKAI TUDUNG!!! Tu la, bila time kelas agama,
hang ponteng! Nama hang aku boh "Razali", tup tup lekat jadi ZAZA sahaja!
Memang la dalam rumah ni semuanya tak bertudung sebab adik hang tu lelaki!
Abang hang pun lelaki jugak!".

Aku yang tersepuk celah sofa, terus menangis terkedu kedu. Dah la sakit kena
tampaq, kena pelempang. Tudung pun tak dapat jugak.

SALAH KAH AKU? SALAH KAH AKUUUUUUUU! OOOOO tidakkkkkkkkkkkkk!

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Post by edy on Tue Aug 03, 2010 6:44 pm

ha ah ha... suspen ja....

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Post by Ansis on Wed Aug 04, 2010 5:24 pm

hahahaha... bikin suspen sj...

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Post by djt on Thu Aug 05, 2010 11:24 am

hehehe....aramai tomod noh mook hehehe

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Post by Ansis on Thu Aug 05, 2010 7:06 pm

hahahaaa... patut nod tinompilingan, kusai gia...

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Post by MooK on Sat Aug 07, 2010 9:56 am

sa pun takazut ni mula2.. tu kawan kasi fwd p email sia.. tajuk dia bapa marah anak pakai tudung.. silaka kan..

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Post by BERIANDUK on Sun Aug 08, 2010 9:50 am

mo jd pink lady tu tuan mook...

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Post by Ansis on Mon Aug 09, 2010 12:24 am

boleh tahan juga durang cipta cerita begitu... kreatif...

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Post by androlo on Sun Aug 15, 2010 4:35 pm

sokong

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Post by MooK on Tue Aug 17, 2010 10:02 am

The Stranger

A few years after I was born, my Dad met a stranger who was new to our
small Texas town. From the beginning, Dad was fascinated with this
enchanting newcomer and soon invited him to live with our family. The
stranger was quickly accepted and was around from then on.

As I grew up, I never questioned his place in my family. In my young
mind, he had a special niche. My parents were complementary instructors:
Mom taught me good from evil, and Dad taught me to obey. But the
stranger...he was our storyteller. He would keep us spellbound for hours
on end with adventures, mysteries and comedies.

If I wanted to know anything about politics, history or science, he always
knew the answers about the past, understood the present and even seemed
able to predict the future! He took my family to the first major league
ball game. He made me laugh, and he made me cry. The stranger never
stopped
Talking, but Dad didn't seem to mind.

Sometimes, Mom would get up quietly while the rest of us were shushing
each other to listen to what he had to say, and she would go to the
kitchen for peace and quiet. (I wonder now if she ever prayed for the
stranger to leave.)

Dad ruled our household with certain moral convictions, but the stranger
never felt obligated to honor them. Profanity, for example, was not
allowed in our home... Not from us, our friends or any visitors. Our
longtime visitor, however, got away with four-letter words that burned my
ears and made my dad squirm and my mother blush. My Dad didn't permit the
liberal use of alcohol. But the stranger encouraged us to try it on a
regular basis. He made cigarettes look cool, cigars manly and pipes
distinguished. He talked freely (much too freely!) about sex. His
comments were sometimes blatant, sometimes suggestive, and generally
embarrassing.

I now know that my early concepts about relationships were influenced
strongly by the stranger. Time after time, he opposed the values of my
parents, yet he was seldom rebuked... And NEVER asked to leave.

More than fifty years have passed since the stranger moved in with our
family. He has blended right in and is not nearly as fascinating as he
was at first. Still, if you could walk into my parents' den today, you
would still find him sitting over in his corner, waiting for someone to
listen to him talk and watch him draw his pictures. His name?...













We just call him 'TV.'



He has a wife now....We call her 'Computer.'

Razz

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Post by edy on Thu Aug 26, 2010 8:21 am

ha ha ha... suda ku duga!!!!

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Post by tiger on Sun Sep 19, 2010 6:03 pm

lucu oooo kamu punya cerita di sini ni....

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